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Punta Gorda Residents Explore 7 Flood Myths

Friday, June 10th, 2011

 

There are just certain things in life that we all must deal with that intimidate, frustrate and generally confuse most of us.  One of the most troublesome issues is “insurance”.   Let’s face it – many of us really don’t understand the intricacies of policies, benefits and contingencies.  One of the most “myth” ridden insurance specialty products is “Flood Insurance”.

The NAR (National Assn of Realtors) through the media source of Houselogic.com, has provided an analysis that is focussed on “Myth Bashing”.  In the article, they address seven specific questions that are commonly asked.  The topics range from the derivation of a flood, who has to buy, how expensive is it, who really pays the bills, the Government’s involvement, who really uses it, and where the claims come from. 

You will be surprised when you find out the truth about Flood Insurance, I know I was.  It isn’t the home on the beach, or the homes in Texas that are the prime users and claimants.   To get all the details click here to visit the original article.

For the “What it’s Worth File”.   Obviously having the right kind and amount of coverage is essential for your family’s protection and your long-term financial well being.  Always consult with a professional Independent Agent to get what is just right for you.  Remember, if you need a Realtor® where you live or need one where you are moving – just call.  I will help you find a “Good” one!

Beep-Beep! Move Over -767 People are moving into Florida today!

Friday, May 20th, 2011

 

     Information hot off FloridaRealtors.org’s computer indicates that a report is available from the Florida Census Bureau that shows 767 people have been moving into Florida everyday for the last 10 years.  Well, maybe not 767 every day – that’s an average based on a population growth of 2, 818,486 during the last census period.

     That’s pretty exciting, considering that represents the fourth decade in a row where Florida had a population increase of 2.8 M people.  This last decade Florida’s increase was the third largest, trailing only Texas and California.

       Not every county had an increase, but uniquely enough, only two counties had a decline in population.  Out the 67 counties, 24 of them had an increase of over 20%.  There were four really big winners in growth.  They were Flagler, ( Palm Coast ), Sumter,  ( The Villages ) Osceola,  ( Kissimmee) and St. Johns  ( St. Augustine).    Central & South Florida tallied some serious increases.  The counties of Orange, Miami-Dade, Hillsborough, Palm Beach and Lee all grew by over 150,000 residents.  Not all the growth went to metropolitan areas.  There are 411 incorporated entities in Florida and the report shows that 16 of them doubled in size, 24 grew from 50-100% and 63 grew by more than 25%.  Surprisingly, there were 9 new cities incorporated during the period and one location lost it’s incorporation.

So, you have to wonder where those “nay-sayers”, who spew all that garbage about Florida shrinking, people moving out in droves and Florida not being the desireable location for retirees anymore are getting their information? Trust Me.  Paradise Awaits your Relocation.

Source:  floridarealtors.org, Florida Census Bureau

For the “What it’s Worth File”.   Very interesting information and nice to get the record straight.  Remember, if you need a Realtor® where you live or need one where you are moving – just call me.  I will help you find a “Good” one!

Punta Gorda, FL Buyers learning a new language!

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

A Short Guide to Real Estate Lingo and Acronyms

 

Real estate ads are usually full of acronyms and terms that are unfamiliar to first-time buyers. Here’s a cheat sheet to let you in on the lingo.

4B/2B — four bedrooms and two bathrooms. “Bedroom” usually means a sleeping area with a window and a closet, but the definition varies in different places. A “full bathroom” is a room with a toilet, a sink and a bathtub. A “three-quarter bathroom” has a toilet, a sink and a shower. A “half bathroom” or powder room has only a toilet and a sink.
assum. fin. — assumable financing
closing costs — the entire package of miscellaneous expenses paid by the buyer and the seller when the real estate deal closes. These costs include the brokerage commission, mortgage-related fees, escrow or attorney’s settlement charges, transfer taxes, recording fees, title insurance and so on. Closing costs are generally paid through escrow.
CMA – comparative market analysis or competitive market analysis. A CMA is a report that shows prices of homes that are comparable to a subject home and that were recently sold, are currently on the market or were on the market, but not sold within the listing period.
contingency – a provision of an agreement that keeps the agreement from being fully legally binding until a certain condition is met. One example is a buyer’s contractual right to obtain a professional home inspection before purchasing the home.
dk — deck
expansion pot’l — expansion potential mean that there’s extra space on the lot or the possibility of adding a room or even an upper level, subject to local zoning restrictions.
fab pentrm — fabulous pentroom, a room on top (but under the roof) that has great views
FDR – formal dining room
fixture – anything of value that is permanently attached to or a part of real property. (Real estate is legally called “real property,” while movables are called “personal property.”) Examples of fixtures include installed wall-to-wall carpeting, light fixtures, window coverings, landscaping and so on. Fixtures are a frequent subject of buyer and seller disputes. When in doubt, get it in writing.
frplc, fplc, FP — fireplace
gar – garage (garden is usually abbrevated as “gard.”)
grmet kit — gourmet kitchen
HDW, HWF, Hdwd – hardwood floors
hi ceils — high ceilings
in-law potential — potential for a separate apartment, subject to local zoning restrictions
large E-2 plan — this is one of several floorplans available in a specific building
listing — an agreement between a real estate broker and a home owner that allows the broker to market and arrange for the sale of the owner’s home. The word “listing” is also used to refer to the for-sale home itself. A home being sold by the owner without a real estate agent isn’t a “listing.”
lo dues — low homeowner’s association dues. But find out how “low” the dues are compared to other dues in the area.
lock box — locked key-holding device affixed to a for-sale home so real estate professionals can gain entry into the home after obtaining permission from the listing agent
lsd pkg. — leased parking area. May come with additional cost.
MLS – Multiple Listing Service. An MLS is an organization that collects, compiles and distributes information about homes listed for sale by its members, who are real estate brokers. Membership isn’t open to the general public, although selected MLS data may be sold to real estate listings Web sites. MLSs are local or regional. There is no MLS covering the whole country.
nr bst schls — near the best schools
pot’l – potential
pvt – private
pwdr rm — half bathroom or powder room
REALTOR® — a real estate broker or sales associate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all real estate agents are REALTORS®.
title insurance — an insurance policy that protects a lender’s or owner’s interest in real property from assorted types of unexpected or fraudulent claims of ownership. It’s customary for the buyer to pay for the lender’s title insurance policy.
upr – upper floor
vw, vu, vws, vus — view(s)

Source:  Realtor.com/houselogic.com

For the “What it’s Worth File”.    Congratulations, now you are qualified to represent yourself as being bi-lingual.  Maybe not – but at least you are now capable of having a better understanding of  just what realtor’s are trying to tell you in a very limited space on the MLS .  Remember, if you need a Realtor® where you live or need one where you are moving – just call.  I will help you find a “Good” one!

Common Mistakes Punta Gorda Residents make when Filing their Taxes…

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

 

Watch out for the common tax-filing errors, and you’ll get a maximum return without raising any red flags with the IRS.

 

As you calculate your tax returns, consider each home tax deduction and credit you are—and are not—entitled to. Running afoul of any of these 10 home-related tax mistakes—which tax pros say are especially common—can cost you money or draw the IRS to your doorstep.

Sin #1: Deducting the wrong year for property taxes

You take a tax deduction for property taxes in the year you (or the holder of your escrow account) actually paid them. Some taxing authorities work a year behind—that is, you’re not billed for 2010 property taxes until 2011. But that’s irrelevant to the feds.

Enter on your federal forms whatever amount you actually paid in 2010, no matter what the date is on your tax bill. Dave Hampton, CPA, tax manager at the Cincinnati accounting firm of Burke & Schindler, has seen home owners confuse payments for different years and claim the incorrect amount.

Sin #2: Confusing escrow amount for actual taxes paid

If your lender escrows funds to pay your property taxes, don’t just deduct the amount escrowed, says Bob Meighan, CPA and vice president at TurboTax in San Diego. The regular amount you pay into your escrow account each month to cover property taxes is probably a little more or a little less than your property tax bill. Your lender will adjust the amount every year or so to realign the two.

For example, your tax bill might be $1,200, but your lender may have collected $1,100 or $1,300 in escrow over the year. Deduct only $1,200. Your lender will send you an official statement listing the actual taxes paid. Use that. Don’t just add up 12 months of escrow property tax payments.

Sin #3: Deducting points paid to refinance

Deduct points you paid your lender to secure your mortgage in full for the year you bought your home. However, when you refinance, says Meighan, you must deduct points over the life of your new loan. If you paid $2,000 in points to refinance into a 15-year mortgage, your tax deduction is $133 per year.

Sin #4: Failing to deduct private mortgage insurance

Lenders require home buyers with a downpayment of less than 20% to purchase private mortgage insurance (PMI). Avoid the common mistake of forgetting to deduct your PMI payments. However, note the deduction begins to phase out once your adjusted gross income reaches $100,000 and disappears entirely when your AGI surpasses $109,000.

Sin #5: Misjudging the home office tax deduction

This deduction may not be as good as it seems. It often doesn’t amount to much of a deduction, has to be recaptured if you turn a profit when you sell your home, and can pique the IRS’s interest in your return. Hampton’s advice: Claim it only if it’s worth those drawbacks.

Sin #6: Missing the first-time home buyer tax credit

If you met the midyear 2010 deadlines, don’t forget to take this tax credit into account when filing.

Even if you missed the 2010 deadlines, you still might be in luck: Congress extended the first-time home buyer credit for military families and other government workers on assignment outside the United States. If you meet the criteria, you have until June 30, 2011, to close on your first home and qualify for the tax credit of up to $8,000.

Sin #7: Failing to track home-related expenses

If the IRS comes a-knockin’, don’t be scrambling to compile your records. Many people forget to track home office and home maintenance and repair expenses, says Meighan. File away documents as you go. For example, save each manufacturer’s certification statement for energy tax credits, insurance company statements for PMI, and lender or government statements to confirm property taxes paid.

Sin #8: Forgetting to keep track of capital gains

If you sold your main home last year, don’t forget to pay capital gains taxes on any profit. However, you can exclude $250,000 (or $500,000 if you’re a married couple) of any profits from taxes. So if you bought a home for $100,000 and sold it for $400,000, your capital gains are $300,000. If you’re single, you owe taxes on $50,000 of gains. However, there are minimum time limits for holding property to take advantage of the exclusions, and other details. Consult IRS Publication 523.

Sin #9: Filing incorrectly for energy tax credits

If you made any eligible improvement, fill out Form 5695. Part I, which covers the 30%/$1,500 credit for such items as insulation and windows, is fairly straightforward. But Part II, which covers the 30%/no-limit items such as geothermal heat pumps, can be incredibly complex and involves crosschecking with half a dozen other IRS forms. Read the instructions carefully.

Sin #10: Claiming too much for the mortgage interest tax deduction

You can deduct mortgage interest only up to $1 million of mortgage debt, says Meighan. If you have $1.2 million in mortgage debt, for example, deduct only the mortgage interest attributable to the first $1 million.

This article provides general information about tax laws and consequences, but is not intended to be relied upon by readers as tax or legal advice applicable to particular transactions or circumstances. Readers should consult a tax professional for such advice, and are reminded that tax laws may vary by jurisdiction.

Source:  G. M. Filisko, Published: January 25, 2011   G.M. Filisko is an attorney and award-winning writer who was once mortified to receive a letter from the IRS—but relieved to learn the IRS had simply found a math error in her favor. A frequent contributor to many national publications including AARP.org, Bankrate.com, and the American Bar Association Journal, she specializes in real estate, business, personal finance, and legal topics.

Read more: http://www.houselogic.com/articles

Punta Gorda Buyers Find Hidden Costs !!

Friday, January 28th, 2011

 

Ten Hidden Costs of Owning and Renting a Home

 

Everyone thinks that the costs of renting are limited to, well, rent! On the other hand, there is a laundry list of expenses we all know go along with owning a home.

But many people aren’t aware of the hidden, surprising costs associated with both owning AND renting a home, and it’s what you don’t know that has the potential to derail your rent vs. buy decision-making, so here are the Top 5 Hidden Costs of both renting and owning your home:

Top 5 Hidden Costs of Owning. 

1. Special assessments. HOA dues to maintain the complex come as no surprise to condo owners, but hefty special assessments to make unexpected (and unbudgeted) repairs to the roof, windows, boiler or even foundation often catch unit owners unawares. Even if your home doesn’t belong to an HOA, don’t be surprised to see special assessments tacked on top of your property tax bill, covering public services including things like street lighting, tree trimming, pest control, libraries, and even schools.

2. Utilities and services you didn’t need while renting. Many renters have never had to pay for things like gas, garbage, water and pest services, and they’ve also looked to their Electric, gas, garbage, alarm, water, pest, home warranty – which mitigates larger surprise costs of unexpected major repairs, gutter cleaning/maintenance, snow removal/winterizing, etc)

3. Private mortgage insurance. Today’s savvy home buyers are well aware that they’ll have to pony up for private mortgage insurance, or PMI, if they’re putting less than 20 percent down on their mortgage. But the cost of PMI has spiked over the last year, and the amount definitely catches buyers off guard.

4. Penalties and fines. HOA rule violations, like parking in the wrong spot, installing hardwood floors in an upstairs unit, or painting your home a forbidden hue can result in surprising fines, on top of the costs of re-mediating the issue. Even single-family homeowners can get ticketed and/or fined by their city or town for violations like having overgrown weeds or other building code violations – especially those which create fire and safety hazards.

5. Items you didn’t need while renting, but you do as a homeowner. This varies based on your climate and the type of home you own, as well as on the services you outsource, but can include landscaping equipment (e.g., lawn mower, snow/leaf blowers), washer/dryer, fridge, window treatments, and light fixtures.

Top 5 Hidden Costs of Renting

1. Opportunity Costs. When you rent, you lose out on the chance of equity – which can mean an increase in your home’s value but, even in a down market, can also mean the chance of ever owning the place you live free and clear.

2. Income taxes. If you earn above a certain level of income, the income taxes you’re paying as a renter will be substantially higher than they would be if you owned a home and could deduct your property taxes and mortgage interest.

3. Storage. Many a renter simply has too many personal belongings to stuff into their small apartment, so it’s not uncommon for tenants to also pay for a storage space, without calculating that expense into their “housing” budget.

4. Costs of improving the property. Long-term renters may paint, replace the flooring, and do other improvements to make the place livable. But since it’s not technically “their” home, when they do move out, all the cash they invested is lost. In fact, some landlords may require them the pay or forfeit deposit money to bring the place back to its original, neutral décor.

5. Lost deposits. Anyone who has rented more than a couple of apartments is well aware of the chances of losing some or all of your security or peet deposits, no matter how well you care for your home.

For the “What it’s Worth File”.    This is a little like the discussion of which came first the Chicken or the Egg.  I don’t think that has been answered either.  My personal feeling is that whether you rent or buy is a very private decision based on what you, as a “bread-winner” are comfortable with in terms of ongoing monthly obligations.  As a Realtor®, I need to suggest that being a homeowner is touted to be a more financially beneficial position to be in for the long term. We don’t always have the luxury of  picking and choosing – life often dictates to us.  In either regard, the above post will expose some of the not so obvious hidden costs…  Remember, if you need a Realtor® where you live or need one where you are moving – call me.  I would be glad to help you find a “Good” one.

 

Source:     By Tara-Nicholle Nelson | Broker in San Francisco, CA

7 Tax Planning Tips Help Punta Gorda Residents

Friday, December 10th, 2010

 

 Despite confusion created by recent and probable year-end tax legislation changes, the 2010 federal income tax environment is still quite favorable, noted Robin Christian, senior tax analyst for the Tax & Accounting Business of Thomson Reuters. “However, we may not be able to say that after 2010; therefore, tax planning actions taken between now and year-end may be more important than ever. Be careful though – Congress could change the ball game before the end of the year.”

Following are seven planning ideas to consider while there is still time to act before the end of the year.

1. Accelerate itemized deductions into this year. If your Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) will be more than $170,000 ($85,000 if you are married and file separately) next year, you may want to accelerate into 2010 your state and local tax payments that are due early next year. You may also want to prepay in 2010 some charitable donations that you would normally make in 2011. Why? Because for 2010, the phase-out rule that previously reduced write-offs for the most popular itemized deduction items (including home mortgage interest, state and local taxes, and charitable donations) is gone, but is scheduled to come back in 2011, unless Congress takes action to prevent it, which looks increasingly unlikely.

If the phase-out rule comes back as expected, it will wipe out $3 of affected itemized deductions for every $100 of AGI above the applicable threshold. For 2011, the AGI threshold will probably be around $170,000, or about $85,000 for married individuals who file separate returns. Individuals with very high AGI may have up to 80 percent of their affected deductions wiped out.

2. Think twice before deferring income into 2011. This strategy makes sense if you are confident you will be in the same or lower tax bracket next year, but the tax picture for 2011 is blurry. With just weeks left in 2010, the fate of many tax provisions for 2011 and beyond is still unknown.

3. Time your investment gains and losses and consider being bold.   As you evaluate investments held in your taxable brokerage firm accounts, consider the impact of selling appreciated securities this year instead of next year. The maximum federal income tax rate on long-term capital gains from 2010 sales is 15 percent. However, that low rate only applies to gains from securities that have been held for at least a year and a day. In 2011, the maximum rate on long-term capital gains is scheduled to increase to 20 percent. That will happen automatically unless Congress takes action, which currently seems unlikely.

To the extent you have capital losses from earlier this year or a capital loss carryover from pre-2010 years (most likely from the 2008 stock market meltdown), selling appreciated securities this year will be tax-free because the losses will shelter your gains. Using capital losses to shelter short-term capital gains is especially helpful because short-term gains will be taxed at your regular rate.

What if you have some poor performing securities (currently worth less than you paid for them) that you would like to dump? Biting the bullet and selling them this year would trigger capital losses that you can use to shelter capital gains, including high-taxed short-term gains, from other sales this year. If you think your investments that are currently underwater are poised for a comeback, you can buy them back after taking a loss as long as you do not reacquire them within 30 days.

If selling many poor performing securities would cause your capital losses for this year to exceed your capital gains, no problem. You will have a net capital loss for 2010. You can then use that net capital loss to shelter up to $3,000 of this year’s high-taxed ordinary income from salaries, bonuses, self- employment, etc. ($1,500 if you are married and file separately). Any excess net capital loss gets carried forward to next year.

Selling enough poor performing securities to create a big net capital loss that exceeds what you can use this year might turn out to be a good idea. You can carry forward the excess net capital loss to 2011 and beyond and use it to shelter both short-term gains and long-term gains recognized in those years, plus up to $3,000 of ordinary income each year-all of which may well be taxed at higher rates after 2010. This can also give you extra investing flexibility in future years because you will not necessarily have to hold appreciated securities for more than a year to get better tax results.

4. Maximize contributions to 401(k) plans.   If you have a 401(k) plan at work, you can tell your company how much you want to set aside on a tax-free basis for next year. Contribute as much as you reasonably can, especially if your employer makes matching contributions. You turn down “free money” when you fail to participate to the maximum match.

5. Take advantage of flexible spending accounts (FSAs).   If your company has heath or child care FSAs, before year-end you must specify how much of your 2011 salary to convert into tax-free plan contributions. You can then take tax-free withdrawals next year to reimburse yourself for out-of-pocket medical and dental expenses and qualifying child care costs (depending on the type of plan). Watch out, though, FSAs are “use-it-or-lose-it” accounts – you do not want to set aside more than what you will likely have in qualifying expenses for the year. And, starting in 2011, over-the-counter drugs (e.g., aspirin and antacids) will no longer qualify for reimbursement by health FSAs, so you may need to consider that when determining your 2011 contribution amount.

If you currently have an FSA, make sure you drain it by incurring eligible expenses before the deadline for this year. Otherwise, you will lose the remaining balance. For health FSAs, it is not difficult to drum up some items such as: new glasses or contacts, dental work you may have been putting off, or prescriptions that can be filled early. Also, for 2010, over-the-counter drugs still apply.

6. Adjust your federal income tax withholding.   If it looks like you are going to owe income taxes for 2010, consider bumping up the federal income taxes withheld from your paychecks now through the end of the year. When you file your return, you will still have to pay any taxes due less the amount paid in. However, as long as your total tax payments (estimated payments plus withholdings) equal at least 90 percent of your 2010 liability or if smaller, 100 percent of your 2009 liability (110 percent if your 2009 adjusted gross income exceeded $150,000; $75,000 for married individuals who filed separate returns), penalties will be minimized, if not eliminated.

7. Make energy efficiency improvements to your home.   A great way to cut energy costs and save up to $1,500 in federal income taxes this year is to make energy efficiency improvements to your principal residence. Basically, if you install energy efficient insulation, windows, doors, roofs, heat pumps, furnaces, central A/C units, hot water heaters or boilers, or advanced main air circulating fans to your home during 2010, you may be entitled to a tax credit of 30 percent of the purchase price. However, the maximum total credit you can claim for 2009 and 2010 combined is limited to $1,500. Without Congressional action, the credit will not be available after 2010.

Taxpayers should consult with a personal tax advisor before applying these or other tax strategies.

For the “What it’s Worth File”.    This is extremely good advice and should be absorbed by anyone who is looking for that “edge” to get a kick start into and out of this dragging economy.  A very good example of the old saying, “an ounce of caution is worth a pound of cure!”..  If you need a realtor where you live or need one where you are moving – call me.  I will be glad to assist you in finding a “Good” one.   Coldwell Banker has over 100,000 trained real estate professionals.

Source:   The Associated Press, Copyright © 2010.

PUNTA GORDA Has Something for EVERYBODY !

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

 

    Who says that “Retirement” is Boring!

Here is a list of the events taking place in the Month of November.

 

Featured Events 
Annual Fine Arts Festival
Saturday, Oct. 16 – Saturday, Nov. 13, 2010
The Visual Arts Center, 210 Maud Street, Punta Gorda
(941) 639-8810
Fine Arts Festival
 
Chapter Two by Neil Simon
Wednesday, Oct. 27 – Sunday, Nov. 14, 2010
Lemon Bay Playhouse, 96 West Dearborn St., Englewood
(941) 475-6756
Chapter Two by Neil Simon
 
The Boogiemen- Dancin’ in the Aisles- Salute to Our Heroes
Friday, Nov. 5, 2010
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
For further info, call 941-625-4175, ext. 221.
The Boogiemen- Dancin’ in the Aisles- Salute to Our Heroes
 
“Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
The Charlotte Performing Arts Center, 701 Carmalita St., Punta Gorda
(941) 205-9743
“Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff
 
Charlotte Harbor Artsensation
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
Charlotte Harbor Event & Conference Center, 75 Taylor Street, Punta Gorda
Contact 941 764-8100
Charlotte Harbor Artsensation
Funkfest 2010 – Here Come The Mummies
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
North Taylor Street, Punta Gorda, FL, Punta Gorda
Funkfest 2010 – Here Come The Mummies
 
PETER Vs. The WOLF
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
The Charlotte Performing Arts Center, 701 Carmalita St., Punta Gorda
941-205-9743.
PETER Vs. The WOLF
SSBR Team Championship Bull Riding
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
Charlotte County Fairgrounds, 2333 El Jobean Road, Port Charlotte
SSBR Team Championship Bull Riding
Veteran’s Day Celebration at the Races
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
Charlotte County Airport on Piper Road , Punta Gorda
CALL 941-575-7223
Veteran’s Day Celebration at the Races
Veterans Parade
Saturday, Nov. 6, 2010
Taylor St., Punta Gorda, FL, Punta Gorda
For more information call Bob Bastis at 941-625-7923.
Veterans Parade
Fall Festival
Saturday, Nov. 6 – Sunday, Nov. 7, 2010
Oyster Creek Park, 6767 San Casa Drive, Englewood
Fall Festival
MUSTANG CLUB OF CHARLOTTE COUNTY CAR SHOW
Sunday, Nov. 7, 2010
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 Retta Esplanade, Punta Gorda
Call 941 637-9461 for more information.
MUSTANG CLUB OF CHARLOTTE COUNTY CAR SHOW
Jazz Legends Night
Monday, Nov. 8, 2010
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
(941) 625-4175 x222
Jazz Legends Night
Get on the Case! Solve the mystery of “Sabotage at Sea; the Case of the Corrupt Crew.”
Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2010
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
For further info, call 941-625-4175, ext. 221.
Get on the Case! Solve the mystery of “Sabotage at Sea; the Case of the Corrupt Crew.”
Antique Car Show
Thursday, Nov. 11, 2010
Antique Car Show
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 Retta Esplanade, Punta Gorda
MUSTANG CLUB OF CHARLOTTE COUNTY CAR SHOW
The Military Heritage Museum presents “War Tales”
Thursday, Nov. 11, 2010
Punta Gorda, Florida 33950., 1200 West Retta Esplanade, Unit 48, , Port Charlotte
The Military Heritage Museum will hold a Veterans� Golf Tournament
 
Charlotte Chorale
Friday, Nov. 12, 2010
First Presbyterian Church of Port Charlotte, 2230 Hariet St., Port Charlotte, FL 33952, Port Charlotte
Tickets required. Call 625-5045
Charlotte Chorale
Green Futures Expo & Energy Options Conference
Friday, Nov. 12 – Saturday, Nov. 13, 2010
Charlotte Harbor Event & Conference Center, Taylor Street, Punta Gorda
Green Futures Expo & Energy Options Conference
40th Annual Christmas Bazaar
Friday, Nov. 12 – Sunday, Nov. 14, 2010
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
For further info, call 941-625-4175, ext. 221.
40th Annual Christmas Bazaar
Punta Gorda Speedway Racing
Saturday, Nov. 13, 2010
Charlotte County Airport on Piper Road , Punta Gorda
CALL 941-575-7223
Punta Gorda Speedway Racing
The Crashers!
Sunday, Nov. 14, 2010
Charlotte Harbor Event & Conference Center, Taylor Street, Punta Gorda
941.928.6231
The Crashers!
Ballet Magnificat!
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2010
Charlotte Harbor Event & Conference Center, 75 Taylor Street, Punta Gorda
941-833-5444
Ballet Magnificat!
Uptown Express
Friday, Nov. 19, 2010
Lemon Bay Playhouse, 96 West Dearborn St., Englewood
(941) 475-6756
Uptown Express
 
Charlotte Harbor Nature Festival
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2010
Charlotte County Sports Park, 2300 El Jobean Road, Port Charlotte
A fun-filled day to learn more about the natural environment.
5th Annual Party in the Park
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2010
Laishley Park Marina, 320 Nesbit St., , Punta Gorda
5th Annual Party in the Park
Placida Reading Festival
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2010
The Fishery in Placida, 13000 Fishery Rd., Placida
For more information contact Diana Harris at 941-474-5837.
Placida Reading Festival
 
Punta Gorda Speedway Racing
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2010
Charlotte County Airport on Piper Road , Punta Gorda
CALL 941-575-7223
Punta Gorda Speedway Racing
20th Annual Symphony of Trees
Saturday, Nov. 20 – Saturday, Dec. 11, 2010
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
For further info, call 941-625-4175, ext. 221.
20th Annual Symphony of Trees
Festival of Lights at Fishermen’s Village
Saturday, Nov. 20 – Friday, Dec. 31, 2010
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 W. Retta Esplanade, Punta Gorda
Call 941 639-8721 for more information.
Festival of Lights at Fishermen’s Village
 
LIGHTED GOLF CART PARADE
Saturday, Nov. 27, 2010
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 W. Retta Esplanade, Punta Gorda
Call 941 639-8721 for more information.
LIGHTED GOLF CART PARADE
 

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Ongoing Events 
Live Music Bean Depot Cafe & Museum
Tuesday, Jan. 5 – Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010
Tues – Sun
El Jobean, 4370 Garden Rd., El Jobean
941-627-3344
Free Jam Sessions
Downtown Punta Gorda Gallery Walk
Thursday, Jan. 7 – Thursday, Dec. 16, 2010
Every third Thursday
Downtown Punta Gorda, Punta Gorda
941-639-3720
Downtown Punta Gorda
 
Country Line Dance Lessons
Wednesday, Mar. 3 – Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2010
Every Wednesday
Fishermen’s Village, Punta Gorda
941 575-8188
Country Dance Lessons
 
Friday Night Concert
Friday, Mar. 5 – Friday, Dec. 31, 2010
Every Friday
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 W. Retta Esplande, Punta Gorda
941-639-8721
Concert
Cruizin on Dearborn St
Saturday, Mar. 6 – Saturday, Dec. 4, 2010
First Saturday of each Month,
West Dearborn Street, Englewood
(941) 474-5511
Cruizin on Dearborn St
Saturday Night Concert
Saturday, Mar. 6 – Saturday, Dec. 18, 2010
Every Saturday Night
Fishermen’s Village, 1200 W. Retta Esplanade, Punta Gorda
941-639-8721
Concert
Saturday Night Live on Dearborn
Saturday, Mar. 13 – Saturday, Dec. 11, 2010
2nd Saturday of Each Month
Dearborn Street in Englewood, Englewood
Saturday Night Live on Dearborn
Farmer’s Market
Saturday, Mar. 20 – Saturday, Dec. 4, 2010
Every Saturday
Taylor Road, Punta Gorda
Farmer’s Market
 
Muscle Car City’s Monthly Car Show
Saturday, May. 15 – Saturday, Dec. 18, 2010
3rd Saturday of Each Month.
Rick Treworgy’s Muscle Car City Museum, 3811 Tamiami Trail, Punta Gorda
941.575.5959
Muscle Car City’s Monthly Car Show
Swinging on Mondays
Monday, Jun. 21 – Monday, Dec. 20, 2010
3rd Monday of Each Month
Cultural Center of Charlotte County, 2280 Aaron Street, Port Charlotte
For further info, call 941-625-4175, ext. 221.
Swinging on Mondays
Historic Ghost Tours of Punta Gorda
Sunday, Aug. 29 – Sunday, Dec. 26, 2010
Every Sunday
Gilchrist Park, Punta Gorda, Punta Gorda
(941) 421-5265
Discovery Punta Gorda Trolley & River Boat Tours
Tuesday, Nov. 9, 2010 – Tuesday, May. 24, 2011
2nd and 4th Tuesday
Punta Gorda, Punta Gorda
941-639-3720
Trolley & River Boat uFor the “What it’s Worth File”.    When talking with relocated retirees, it is obvious that they are finding more than enough to keep themselves busy.  I had one of them tell me the other day, “Enjoying retirement can actually make you tired! ” 
 

The Punta Gorda “LITMUS” Test – Are you really a Floridian?

Friday, August 27th, 2010

 

 When you look closely, it is hard to find “native” Floridians in Punta Gorda.

I overheard someone the other day at a Punta Gorda restaurant saying, “ I don’t think anyone living in Florida actually was born here.”  Although I understand the premise of his comment, he is actually incorrect.  Out of the approximately 17,000,000 residents that do live here in Florida, less than 30% of them were born here.  This unique group of individuals are referred to as “crackers” by many pseudo floridians.  That in and of itself is really very surprising, considering just how many people can’t wait to get here.

Here in Punta Gorda, there is a verbal test that can determine whether you can qualify for “Real Floridian” status.  Here are the qualifying questions:

1.  When you order key lime pie at a restaurant, if  it comes to the table green- you send it back

2.  You consider it perfectly acceptable to own a pair of “formal flip-flops”.

3.  You realize that the only true permanent solution to the cockroach problem is  death  -  Yours!

4.  When stranded in the swamp, you know better than to substitute “Spanish Moss” for toilet paper.

5.  You have learned to look to see just what kind of palm tree it is before you park your car under it.

6.  You actually understand the statement, “ the farther north you go in Florida, the farther south you get.”

7.  You have become accustom to eating your mangoes in the shower.

8.  If asked to compete on “Dancing with the Stars”, you would dazzle them all with a version of  the “Stingray Shuffle.”

9.  When listening to “snow birds” complain about how expensive it is to take a foreign vacation, you just laugh, because you know that it doesn’t cost that much to visit Miami.

10.  You know that the two main interstate systems in Florida are I-75 and I-95 and that they were given their names due to the average ages of the drivers that drive on them.

11.   Despite the complaints from our visitors that we don’t have a change of season here, you know better.  We have football season and the rest of the year.

12.  You really do appreciate the good intentions of the weather forecasters at the National Hurricane Center.  But you have also learned that the synonym for the word “prediction” is “crap-shoot.”

I hope that you at least broke a smile, because a little levity once in a while is a good thing for us all.

For the “What it’s Worth File”. As a Punta Gorda Coldwell Banker Morris Agent, I have access to all the tools necessary to make you part of the 70% of us who endeavor to be “Floridians”.

Source:  I Thank Mr. Bob Morris, Author

M.K.(Mike) Kissinger’s Bio
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